ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via sashi-groj)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via perks-of-being-chinese)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat, via fake-mermaid)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via crunchier)

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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(via jraphic)