phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via confirmance)

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via cartel)

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

(via clevverbot)

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

I ship it hard

(via officialyoungblood)

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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(via officialwhitegirls)

Anonymous:
Draw a dinosaur crashing a party

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider, via smell-that-bacon)